TOP 10 Quotes By The Old Man
by Philip created 2011/06/07
The popularity of Histories’ Pawn Stars just reached new heights with past week’s record ratings. The show is the top-rated series in its time slots, ahead of all cable and major network shows. The mix of negotiating, pawning, the knowledge of the experts, and the charm of the Pawn Star Crew results in a huge success.
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Back in my day if you had a problem you got a bottle of Jack Daniels and dealt with it, these days kids just wanna talk about feelings
Sometimes I think he's the King of Stupid3
OM: Chumlee, shut the f*ck up. I know what I’m doing Chumlee. I’ve been around for awhile.
CL: That’s what worries me boss.
OM: Chumlee means well. I love him to death. But sometimes he just irritates the shit out of me.
Rick you can kiss my fat santa ass
Kids don't know how to play these days, and thats whats wrong with the damn world!
I dont understand horror movies. If you want horror, have a couple of kids.7
You two are pantin’ like a couple of boars at breedin time.
I’m in such a good mood today that I might even crack a smile.9
I don’t care what the little bastards say, I love the holidays. I just don’t like spending it with them.10
I swear every day, you two are the laziest people I know and if you cleaned the molasses out of your britches maybe we could make a dollar or two around this joint.
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