TOP 10 Funniest Bones Quotes
by Philip created 2011/05/30One reason why Bones and her Squint Squad are one of my favorite characters on TV is because the show is filled with the perfect ratio of humor to grossness. Over the years the writers came up with some hilarious lines especially for Brennan and her socially awkward cuteness. It's hard to choose just 10 Quotes from a show that's been airing for six years, but I’ve pulled together 10 of my faves.
Booth: God does not make mistakes.
Angela: Hmm, I don't know. Putting testicles on the outside didn't seem like such a good idea.
Bones episode "Aliens in a Spaceship"2
Phalanges! Phalanges! Dancing phalanges!
Temperance "Bones" Brennan in episode "The Baby in the Bough"3
I don't know what that means.
said frequently by Brennan, whenever confronted with pop culture references4
Man: US Marshalls!
Booth: US Marshalls?
Brennan: Forensic anthropoligist! That's why no gun.
Bones episode "The Woman in the Car"5
Booth: Would you like me better as a woman?
Brennan: No, I would not. I'd be jealous that you might be prettier than I am.
Bones episode "The He in the She"6
I'd listen to him if I were you. He shot a clown once.
Temperance "Bones" Brennan in episode The Glowing Bones In The Old Stone House7
Just because I have breasts doesn't mean I have magical powers over infants.
Temperance "Bones" Brennan in episode The Baby in the Bough8
I find very few people are scary once they've been poked in the eye.
Temperance "Bones" Brennan in episode The Man in the Morgue9
Can't you just be satisfied that if I am wrong about God I will burn in Hell?
Temperance "Bones" Brennan in episode Priest in the Churchyard10
Brennan: I miss organic chemistry class. Those were good times.
Zach: I miss my first microscope.
Booth: Yeah, and I miss normal people. Can we go on?
Bones episode Girl with The Curl