Law and Order SVU: Uncivilized
Detectives Benson (Mariska Hargitay) and Stabler (Christopher Meloni) possess the unsavory task of investigating the sensationalized murder and sexual assault of the young boy, as well as their prime suspect (guest star Stephen Bogardus) is a convicted child molester whose only obsession seems to be collecting stamps. However, even with mounting evidence, one key piece doesn't fit -- but in either case, the state is still prepared to cite civil detention like a test case to imprison him again as a likely repeat offender. Richard Belzer, Dann Florek, Michelle Hurd and Dean Winters also star.
Elliot Stabler: You show me a first time offender, and I'll show you someone who hadn't been caught yet.
Brian Cassidy: Have you ever thought about having kids?
John Munch: Why? I have you.
Brian Cassidy: So why didn't you ever have kids? Didn't want the responsibility?
John Munch: I wouldn't want to give a kid the responsibility of me.
John Munch: When I was a kid, my parents told me to never eat sweets.
Capt. Donald Cragen: So, as an adult, you overcompensate?
Brian Cassidy: So I guess your parents said 'never get married either', huh?
Dickie Stabler: [to Elliot] Are you looking for pedophiles?
Elliot Stabler: Tell your teacher, or your mom or your dad.
Kid: What if your dad's the one hurting you?
Elliot Stabler: ...Then you tell Dickie, and he'll tell me.