Top 10 Funniest Supernatural Quotes
by Philip created 2011/05/29Every Supernatural fan knows that the monster hunting brothers Dean and Sam can be downright hilarious. Here are some of our favorite funny quotes from the series.
Your half-caf, double vanilla latte is getting cold over here, Francis.
Dean to Sam in season 1 episode Hookman2
That fabric softener teddy bear? Oh, I’m gonna hunt that little bitch down.
Dean in season 1 episode Faith3
I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.
Dean in season 1 episode Faith4
Spent it on ammo.
John to Sam about what happened to his college fund in season 1's "Dead Man's Blood"5
Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole.
Dean in season 1 episode Pilot6
I think I'll pass on the seventy two virgins, thanks. I'm not that into prude chicks anyway.
Dean in season 2 episode In My Time of Dying7
Dude, stow the touchy-feely, self-help yoga crap.
Dean to Sam in season 1 episode Phantom Traveler8
I hope your apple pie is freakin’ worth it.
Dean in season 1 episode Scarecrow9
Details are everything. You don’t want to go fighting ghosts without any health insurance.
ean in season 4 episode It’s a Terrible Life10
Hold me, Sam. That was beautiful.
Dean, mocking Sam's earnestness in season 1 episode Scarecrow