Funniest Big Bang Theory Quotes
Without a doubt, The Big Bang Theory is one of the funniest sitcoms on the air right now. It’s one of those shows where you can't help yourself but laugh out loud while you are watching it.
The show is centered around Leonard and Sheldon, two geeks in their 20′s who are both brilliant physicists working at Cal Tech. They are colleagues, buddies and roommates, and both have one big problem - they have absolutely no luck with girls. All this begins to change when Penny, a pretty woman and an aspiring actress originally from Omaha, moves in next door.The unique mix of obvious humor, subtle jokes, science, geeks, and girls make this show a "must watch".
What exactly does the expression mean, "friends with benefits"?
Does he provide her with health insurance?
Penny: Hey Sheldon, did you change your Wi-Fi password again?
Sheldon : Yes, it's "Penny get your own Wi-Fi", no spaces
Sheldon: Oh Gravity, thou art a heartless bitch
Well uh to paraphrase Shakespeare,
it’s better to have loved and lost than to stay home every night and download increasingly shameful pornography.
Penny: I’m a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know.
Sheldon: Yes, it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun’s apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.
Leonard: You cannot blow up my head with your mind!
Sheldon: Then I'll settle for an aneurysm!
Penny: So, what do you guys do for fun around here?
Sheldon: Well, today we tried masturbating for money.
A girl's night Oh i don't know if i'm up for an evening talking about rainbows, unicorns and menstrual cramps.
Sheldon: I'm not insane ... my mother had me tested!
Sheldon: Okay, look, I think you have as much of a chance of having a sexual relationship with Penny as the Hubble telescope does of discovering that at the center of every black hole is a little man with a flashlight searching for a circuit breaker.