Chuck: Chuck Versus Agent X
Chuck and Sarah reserve spy work to possess a weekend of debauchery, but Awesome's plans for Chuck's big night don't go as expected. Meanwhile, Ellie's investigation into her father's computer creates a life-changing discovery.
Morgan Grimes: You are my future step-father. This will not stand! Now come on - we're men! Men who take what's theirs! You have to march into that house, slam your fist on the counter. And then you look at my mother in the *eye* and you say "Bologna, I am so sorry *woman*... but I have to work at the Buy More all weekend." You see, this way when she asks me, I'll say "Yeah, we have all this new inventory and we have to work around the clock." Boom!
Lester Patel: Boom!
Morgan Grimes: Heh.
Big Mike: The greatest thing... a white person's ever done for me.
Chuck Bartowski: I'm planning on having a good man-to-man talk as soon as we get to Vegas. I mean it's the perfect place to have a sincere, heartfelt conversation.
Sarah Walker: You really have never been to Vegas, have you?
Devon Woodcomb: Okay, we need to think of this weekend like a war.
John Casey: Now you're talking my language.
Devon Woodcomb: When we get there, we immediately take over the Strip.
Chuck Bartowski: I could be as funs as Vegas. 'Cause this weekend is-is about bonding after all, isn't it?
Lester Patel: No. No it isn't.
Big Mike: Not at all. It's about mistakes and gambling. And - and getting into some weird stuff that just may haunt you the rest of your life.
Lester Patel: Amen, Michael.
Sarah Walker: [as Sarah's being spun around while Ellie's making her a toilet paper dress] Ellie, wait. We need to talk. Ellie, listen this can't wait. Okay? My - my employers know about - about your father's computer. And - and I have to take it to a secure -location. Right now!
Ellie Bartowski: What? Why? What happened?
Ellie Bartowski: This isn't my bag. This is Devon's bag. He must've taken it by mistake.
Sarah Walker: You know, it's okay. There is nothing to worry about. Nobody's in any danger.
Ellie Bartowski: Okay.
[a woman screams in the background]
Sarah Walker: [as male strippers dance around her] Ooo. Um, is that gun? No.
Devon Woodcomb: Chuck, I am so sorry that I let Ellie touch your dad's computer.
Morgan Grimes: Chuck, I am so sorry that I let this guy plan your bachelor party.
John Casey: How are the spears coming?
Devon Woodcomb: [Devon and Morgan turn around pointing their spears] You are lucky we didn't kill you with these spears. They are really sharp.
Morgan Grimes: I feel so bad for those mercenaries right about now. Zah!
[Morgan thrust his spear]
John Casey: You ought to. They're dead.
Devon Woodcomb: Dead? Well, what are these for?
John Casey: They kept you out of my way.
Chuck Bartowski: And I-I-I don't think there should be any secrets between the two of us.
Ellie Bartowski: I've been working on something secret. I didn't want to tell you because I didn't want you to worry.
Chuck Bartowski: I know about dad's laptop, and his research. Mom told me.
Ellie Bartowski: So why are we here?
[Ellie chuckles. Then a sudden realization]
Ellie Bartowski: You're still a spy!
Casey says that the best things about Las Vegas are the gun ranges and that he brought some of his fancy targets. He then shows a photograph of Osama bin Laden. Ironically, Bin Laden was killed by US Navy SEALs on the same day this episode originally aired.