Best Hank Moody Quotes
by Philip created 2011/06/29One of my favorite character on TV is Hank Moody (played by David Duchovny) from the Showtime hit "Californication". Hank is the kind of person that you love to hate. He's a egotistical, self-loathing, pessimistic prick and a sex addict. Despite all of his emotional shortcomings, he has a refreshing sense of honesty and unapologetic candor that makes him charming. Here are my favorite Hank Moody quotes.
You can’t snort a line of coke off a woman’s ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it’s not gentlemanly.
Hank to Trixie in episode California Son2
Now you're giving me that look, right now, look like I finger-banged your cat.
Hank to Meredith in episode Pilot3
Your assistant makes me want to touch myself in a bad place.
Hank to Charlie in episode Hell-A-Woman4
Oh, I know that look. That's the look that shrivels me testes.
Hank to Karen in episode Pilot5
Becca: Dad do we look like the kind of girls who are into American Idol?
Hank: No not so much, actually you look like girls who would hurt girls who were into American Idol.
Becca to Hank in episode Another Perfect Day6
Karen: You look great.
Hank: I look like a fucking FBI agent!
Karen to Hank in episode The Trial7
A morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness
Hank blogs in episode Hell-A-Woman8
There is no life without love.
None worth having, anyway.
Hank explaining life to Lew in episode Blues from Laurel Canyon9
Integrity, that’s a fine quality in a mistress.
Hank to Charlie when Charlie tries to list Daisy's virtues in episode Blues from Laurel Canyon10
I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.
Hank blogs in episode Hell-A-Woman