Best Hank Moody Quotes
by Philip created 2011/06/29
1
You can’t snort a line of coke off a woman’s ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it’s not gentlemanly.
Hank to Trixie in episode California Son
2Now you're giving me that look, right now, look like I finger-banged your cat.
Hank to Meredith in episode Pilot
3Your assistant makes me want to touch myself in a bad place.
Hank to Charlie in episode Hell-A-Woman
4Oh, I know that look. That's the look that shrivels me testes.
Hank to Karen in episode Pilot
5Becca: Dad do we look like the kind of girls who are into American Idol?
Hank: No not so much, actually you look like girls who would hurt girls who were into American Idol.
Becca to Hank in episode Another Perfect Day
6Karen: You look great.
Hank: I look like a fucking FBI agent!
Karen to Hank in episode The Trial
7A morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness
Hank blogs in episode Hell-A-Woman
8There is no life without love.
None worth having, anyway.
Hank explaining life to Lew in episode Blues from Laurel Canyon
9Integrity, that’s a fine quality in a mistress.
Hank to Charlie when Charlie tries to list Daisy's virtues in episode Blues from Laurel Canyon
10I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.
Hank blogs in episode Hell-A-Woman









