Best Ari Gold Quotes
Although Entourage took a dive after Season 4, i have big hopes for a more interesting turnaround for the 8th season thats currently airing. After all, no matter how lame the episodes are, my favorite character Ari Gold (one of the funniest TV characters right now), always saves the day with his epically offensive one-liners.
Mrs. Ari: Tell me that it’s exiting, and that if I did it I would be good.
Ari Gold: It’s a soap opera baby… there is no good, there’s just degrees of bad.
Mrs. Ari: Well, then tell me that I would be pretty. As pretty as the day I left the show.
Ari Gold: Well you left the show when you were 25 and now they shoot everything in hi-def.
from The Young and the Stoned (Season 4)
People, staff meeting has been cancelled. You all have one goal today: to get Vincent Chase’s brother, Johnny Chase, a job. Any job!
I don’t care if it’s a porn shoot in which he is being gang raped by a gaggle of silverback apes, if there are cameras rolling, everybody wins.
Fuck the phones Lloyd! Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency tittie fuck, DON’T ANSWER!
Tell Drama he’s on the top of my list of things to do today, along with inserting needles in my cock!
Sarah: I hate this, I'm starving.
Ari Gold: Now you know what mommy goes through every day to make a hot body for daddy.
You want to hug it out?
Let's hug it out bitch.
Lloyd: Ari, swear to me that you will never again say anything offensive to me about my race or my sexual orientation.
Ari Gold: I can’t swear to that, but I promise I will always apologize after.
Ari Gold: Why the fuck did you just tell him that I had a more important lunch? You think that's gonna put a smile on his face?
Lloyd: What did you want me to say?
Ari Gold: That I have a huge wart on my cock that needs removal would've been better! Wake the fuck up Lloyd!
Lloyd: Are you hiding something from me Ari?
Ari Gold: Only my cock and my asshole Lloyd..
I knew you liked dick, Babs, but i didn’t realize you were a cocksucker.
