Best 30 Rock Quotes
Everyone of NBC's three-time Emmy Award-winning comedy series "30 Rock", from the seemingly grounded TV producer Liz Lemon to the volatile, out-of-control comedy star Tracy Jordan and unpredictable Jenna Maroney to the brash network executive Jack Donaghy, is more than a little whacky.They may not exactly be well-balanced adults, but their hang-ups and misconceptions produce some hysterical quotes. It's hard to choose just 10 Quotes from a show that's been airing for five years, but I’ve pulled together 10 of my faves.
Tracy Jordan: I'm gonna make you a mix tape. You like Phil Collins?
Jack: I've got two ears and a heart, don't I?
Kenneth: "I don't vote Republican or Democrat. Choosing is a sin, so I always just write in the Lord's name!"
Jack: "That's Republican, we count those."
Jack: Lemon, I’m impressed. You’re beginning to think like a businessman.
Jack: I don’t think that’s a word.
Liz: Why are you wearing a tux?
Jack: It’s after six. What am I, a farmer?
Jack: So what are you gonna do with your money? Put it into a 401(k)?
Liz: Yeah, I gotta get one of those.
Jack: What? Where do you invest your money, Lemon?
Liz: I’ve got like twelve grand in checking.
Jack: Are you an immigrant?
Jack: Lemon, I want to thank you. For showing me that I could have a pleasant evening with a woman my age.
Liz: I’m 12 years younger than you.
Jack: A woman your age, then.
Liz: Ok, you bought a pager from Dennis, very funny. Can you take it off now please?
Jack: Oh no, I can't. I'm expecting a call from 1983.
Tracy: So what’s your religion, Liz Lemon?
Liz: I pretty much just do whatever Oprah tells me to.
Liz: What made you think I was gay?
Jack: Your shoes.
Liz: Well, I'm straight.
Jack: Those shoes are definitely bi-curious.
Jack: All of my summer replacement shows were big hits: America’s Next Top Pirate, Are You Stronger Than a Dog, MILF Island.
Liz: MILF Island?
Jack: Twenty-five super-hot moms, 50 eighth-grade boys, no rules.
Liz: Oh yeah, didn’t one of those women turn out to be a prostitute?
Jack: That doesn’t mean she’s not a wonderful, caring MILF.