Best 30 Rock Quotes
by Philip created 2011/07/11
Everyone of NBC's three-time Emmy Award-winning comedy series "30 Rock", from the seemingly grounded TV producer Liz Lemon to the volatile, out-of-control comedy star Tracy Jordan and unpredictable Jenna Maroney to the brash network executive Jack Donaghy, is more than a little whacky.
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Tracy Jordan: I'm gonna make you a mix tape. You like Phil Collins?
Jack: I've got two ears and a heart, don't I?
From "The Rural Juror" (Season 1)
Kenneth: "I don't vote Republican or Democrat. Choosing is a sin, so I always just write in the Lord's name!"
Jack: "That's Republican, we count those."
From "Subway Hero" (Season 2)
Jack: Lemon, I’m impressed. You’re beginning to think like a businessman.
Liz: Businesswoman.
Jack: I don’t think that’s a word.
From "The Collection" (Season 2)
Liz: Why are you wearing a tux?
Jack: It’s after six. What am I, a farmer?
From "Tracy Does Conan" (Season 1)
Jack: So what are you gonna do with your money? Put it into a 401(k)?
Liz: Yeah, I gotta get one of those.
Jack: What? Where do you invest your money, Lemon?
Liz: I’ve got like twelve grand in checking.
Jack: Are you an immigrant?
From "Rosemary's Baby" (Season 2)
Jack: Lemon, I want to thank you. For showing me that I could have a pleasant evening with a woman my age.
Liz: I’m 12 years younger than you.
Jack: A woman your age, then.
From "Black Tie" (Season 1)
Liz: Ok, you bought a pager from Dennis, very funny. Can you take it off now please?
Jack: Oh no, I can't. I'm expecting a call from 1983.
From "Jack Meets Dennis" (Season 1)
Tracy: So what’s your religion, Liz Lemon?
Liz: I pretty much just do whatever Oprah tells me to.
From "The Fighting Irish" (Season 1)
Liz: What made you think I was gay?
Jack: Your shoes.
Liz: Well, I'm straight.
Jack: Those shoes are definitely bi-curious.
From "Blind Date" (Season 1)
Jack: All of my summer replacement shows were big hits: America’s Next Top Pirate, Are You Stronger Than a Dog, MILF Island.
Liz: MILF Island?
Jack: Twenty-five super-hot moms, 50 eighth-grade boys, no rules.
Liz: Oh yeah, didn’t one of those women turn out to be a prostitute?
Jack: That doesn’t mean she’s not a wonderful, caring MILF.
From "SeinfeldVision" (Season 2)
