30 Rock: Tracy Does Conan
Summary
Jack bumps Jenna's appearance on Night time with Conan O'Brien and books Tracy in her place. Jenna, still upset with the show's name switch to TGS with Tracy Jordan, takes her anger out on Liz. Things take another turn for the worst when Tracy's from his medication and Kenneth the Page is dispatched to track down his perscription.
Episode Quotes
Tracy Jordan: Where your feet at, blue man?
Liz Lemon: Why are you wearing a tux?
Jack: It's after six. What am I, a farmer?
Jack: Conan, Tracy's really excited to be back on your show.
Conan O'Brien: I don't know. He's kind of a loose cannon, and I like to surround myself with people who don't try to stab me.
Jack: Well, Tracy's feeling a lot better now. He's under a doctor's care.
Conan O'Brien: That's what they said about Hasselhoff, then he tried to make out with me during a commercial break.
Jack: Conan, this is important to me. So, we can either do this the easy way or the hard way.
Conan O'Brien: What's the hard way?
Jack: You do a live Christmas Eve special from Kabul every year until the War on Terror is won.
Conan O'Brien: Tell Tracy I'll see him tonight, you black Irish bastard.
Jack: Back at you, red.
Tracy Jordan: I have to be charming on Conan tonight. This is my chance to redeem myself with mainstream America.
Toufer: Okay, well. Just tell us some things about your life, and we'll try to punch it up and make it talk show-worthy.
Pete: Maybe something about you and your wife.
Tracy Jordan: Me and my wife like to play rape. She go in the bathroom and do her hair. Then, I'll put on a ski mask...
Frank: Hey, uh, you got anything about being a dad? People eat that garbage up.
Tracy Jordan: I like to walk around my house naked, to remind my oldest son who's still got the biggest ding-dong.
Pete: No.
Tracy Jordan: Or I could tell the story of how I met Sharon Stone.
Pete: What was that?
Tracy Jordan: I was pooping in the ladies' room at The Ivy...
Pete: No.
Tracy Jordan: What else is on my mind-grapes?
Episode Trivia
The "stabbing robot" scene appears to be inspired by an actual moment from _"Late Night With Conan O'Brien" (1993)_ in which guest Sacha Baron Cohen, in his "Borat" character, chased Conan around the set with a pair of scissors.
The "stabbing robot" scene appears to be inspired by an actual moment from _"Late Night With Conan O'Brien" (1993)_ in which guest Sacha Baron Cohen, in his "Borat" character, chased Conan around the set with a pair of scissors.
Frank's trucker hat reads "Big Foot Expert."
