30 Rock: Seinfeld Vision
Summary
The gang returns from summer hiatus. Liz is excited to see Jack, but her attitude quickly changes when he tells her that she's not over Floyd. Jack also unveils his SeinfeldVision plan to Liz, which involves using footage from Seinfeld and putting him into current NBC shows. However, Jerry Seinfeld isn't too thrilled about his idea. Meanwhile, during the summer, Jenna gained weight while doing the musical "Mystic Pizza: The Musical" and after Tracy is kicked out, Kenneth becomes his work wife.
Episode Quotes
Jack: I'm back Lemon. I've had the most productive summer of my life.
Liz Lemon: Me Too!
Jack: All of my summer replacement shows were big hits. America's Next Top Pirate, Are You Stronger Than a Dog, MILF Island.
Liz Lemon: Milf Island?
Jack: Twentyfive super hot moms. Fifty eighth grade boys. No rules.
Liz Lemon: Oh yeah. Didn't one of those women turn out to be a prostitute?
Jack: That doesn't mean she's not a wonderful, caring milf.
[Jerry Seinfeld has been digitally inserted in an episode of "Heroes"]
Jerry Seinfeld: [talking to Ando and Hiro on the phone] Save the cheerleader, save the world!
Ando Masahashi: [to Hiro, in Japanese] Save the cheerleader, save the world.
Jerry Seinfeld: [annoyed] Yeah, that's what I said!
Liz Lemon: I'm telling you, this is my year. I feel like the show's going to be great and I'm very positive that I'm going to meet someone else.
Jack: Women your age are more likely to be mauled at the zoo than get married.
Jack: [referring to Jenna's weight gain] She needs to lose 30 pounds or gain 60. Anything in between has no place in television.
Liz Lemon: I can't believe I missed you.
Jerry Seinfeld: [Lemon is wearing a wedding dress] Well, well, well. So you called that boyfriend.
Liz Lemon: Yes I did.
Jerry Seinfeld: And it went well?
Liz Lemon: No. It didn't, Jer. A woman answered.
Jerry Seinfeld: Another woman already? What did you say to her?
Liz Lemon: [starts breaking down] I did a fake survey!
Jerry Seinfeld: [raises voice in typical Seinfeld manner] You did the fake survey?
Liz Lemon: [raises voice too] I know. I'm not over it! And now I'm wearing this. What is the deal with my life?
Jerry Seinfeld: Are you imitating me?
Liz Lemon: No! This is what I sound like when I cry!
Jerry Seinfeld: I think I'm a little insulted.
Liz Lemon: You're insulted? I'm crying!
Episode Trivia
According to 'Jack Donaghy' and Jerry Seinfeld, two European countries only the rich can afford to spend their vacations in are 'Svenborgia' and 'Grenyarnia'.
Goof (crew or equipment visible): When Liz and Jack walk into Jack's new office, you can see what looks to be a crew member's hand holding something on the left of the screen.